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出版社:Harper
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ISBN:0060095563
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作者:LEMONY SNICKET
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頁數:480
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出版日期:2006-04-01
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印刷日期:2006-04-01
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包裝:平裝
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開本:48開
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版次:1
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印次:1
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This box contains only the dismaying results of some upsettingresearch I have conducted into the tragic lives of the Baudelaire orphans.My findings, published here in three volumes entitled THE MISERABLEMILL, THE AUSTERE ACADEMY, and THE ERSATZ ELEVATOR, contain suchatrocities as poorly paid employees, a hypnotist, an evil scheme, a gymteacher, dripping fungus, another evil scheme, a fake accent, three mysterious consonants, a red herring, and at least one more evil scheme.
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If you are among those with an unnatural interest in these
books, restassured: the box you are holding in your hands contains
nothing thatwould interest you. You will find no secret evidence,
encoded messages,confidential information, or scented stickers
here. Whether you are ahighly regarded member of a secret
organization or a nefarious villaininvolved in a wicked
conspiracy, you WILL NOT FIND HELPFULINFORMATION in the pages of
these books. I am not lying.
This box contains only the dismaying results of some
upsettingresearch I have conducted into the tragic lives of the
Baudelaire orphans.My findings, published here in three volumes
entitled THE MISERABLEMILL, THE AUSTERE ACADEMY, and THE ERSATZ
ELEVATOR, contain suchatrocities as poorly paid employees, a
hypnotist, an evil scheme, a gymteacher, dripping fungus, another
evil scheme, a fake accent, three mys-terious consonants, a red
herring, and at least one more evil scheme.Clearly there is no
earthly reason whv a sensible person such as your-self would want
to read such stories, unless there are several schemesyou are a
part of yourself, and I am not lying about this, either.
Please follow my very fair directions and find some other.more
pleasant box of books, and read the results of someone
else'sresearch before it is too late.
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4 THE MISERABLE 5 THE AUSTERE ACADEMY 6 THE ERSATZ ELEVATOR
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