序 雅舍                                          001

雅舍雜談

時間即生命                                        002

養成好習慣                                        004

談話的藝術                                        007

罵人的藝術                                        011

文藝與道德                                        016

為什麼不說實話                                    020

教育你的父母                                      022

錢的教育                                          026

幸災樂禍                                          030

不亦快哉                                          034

了生死                                            037

談友誼                                            040

女人                                              044

男人                                              048

孩子                                              051

病                                                055

怒                                                058

窮                                                060

懶                                                064

說儉                                              068

臉譜                                              070

生日                                              074

年齡                                              076

代溝                                              080

快樂                                              085

沉默                                              088

寂寞                                              091

敬老                                              094

守時                                              096

請客                                              100

                                              104

講價                                              107

洋罪                                              111

喫相                                              115

小賬                                              119

旅行                                              123

市容                                              127

垃圾                                              131

擁擠                                              134

運動                                              136

算命                                              140

過年                                              144

衣裳                                              147

拜年                                              151

乞丐                                              154

風水                                              158

寫信難                                            162

我看電視                                          166

第六倫                                            170

匿名信                                            174

房東與房客                                        178

考生的悲哀                                        182

結婚典禮                                          186

升官圖                                            190

商店禮貌                                          193

虐待動物                                          197

割膽記                                            201

雙城記                                            209

饞                                                218

雅舍談喫

味精                                              224

窩頭                                              226

燒餅油條                                          229

“麥當勞”                                        233

烤羊肉                                            236

燒鴨                                              238

水晶蝦餅                                          241

湯包                                              253

核桃酪                                            245

鐵鍋蛋                                            247

酸梅湯與糖葫蘆                                    250

鍋燒雞                                            253

煎餛飩                                            256

核桃腰                                            258

豆汁兒                                            260

芙蓉雞片                                          262

炸丸子                                            265

滿漢細點                                          268

白肉                                              272

爆雙脆                                            274

北平的零食小販                                    277

熗青蛤                                            284

獅子頭                                            288

兩做魚                                            290

瓦塊魚                                            292

溜黃菜                                            295

蟹                                                297

佛跳牆                                            300

糟蒸鴨肝                                          303

雅舍憶情

疲馬戀舊秣，羈禽思故棲                            306

想我的母親                                        314

苦雨淒風                                          318

謎語                                              326

大沽口外                                          335

躍馬中條記                                        340

初的一幕                                        348

酒中八仙

 ——記青島舊遊                                  353

回首舊遊

 ——紀念徐志摩逝世五十周年                      361

徐志摩的詩與文                                    365

葉公超二三事                                      372

懷念陳慧                                          375

憶老舍                                            379

我的一位國文老師                                  384

悼齊如山先生                                      389

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