●《交給我你就不用放心了》
章 逗比朋友
1 I Have the Key 我拿著鑰匙呢
2 That's What I Want to Find Out 那正是我想知道的
3 My Dog Can't Read 狗不識字
4 Two Friends 兩個朋友
5 Who Is this Speaking 你是誰
6 Go Swimming 去遊泳
7 What Do You Call Your Other Arm 另一隻手臂叫什麼名字
8 Tell the Difference 區分不同
9 A Big Tiger 大老虎
10 Choice Questions 選擇題
11 I Don't Know 我不知道
12 Little Room 小房間
13 A Tip to Stay Awake 保持清醒的訣竅
14 The Umbrella 雨傘
15 Good Points and Bad Points 優缺點
16 I Wasn't Dead 我還沒死
17 Fishing 釣魚
18 Dog Temperament 狗的性情
19 What Does It Say 它是什麼意思
20 Silly Dog 蠢狗
21 One Engine Left 隻剩一個引擎
22 The Poem Was Stolen 偷詩
23 Tossing the Coin 擲硬幣
24 My First and My Last 次與最後一次
25 Pay As Little As Possible 省錢
第二章 走調職員
1 Fresh Milk 新鮮奶
2 Argue 爭論
3 Do What You Can 盡力就好
4 What Should I Do 我該怎麼辦
5 Interview God 采訪上帝
6 Yes or No 是與否
7 How to Do It 怎樣做
8 Sooner or Later 遲早
9 Let Me Know What You Think 告訴我你們的想法
10 Two Attorneys 兩個律師
11 He's Not Doing Any Digging 他沒有在挖
12 Connection 聯繫
13 Keep Secret 向主保密
14 Make Him a Conductor 讓他當樂隊指揮
15 You Were the Closest 你是最接近答案的
16 Brag 吹牛
17 The Oldest Profession 最古老的職業
18 A Soldier Asked for Marriage 小兵請婚嫁
19 No Answer 沒回應
20 What the Heck Is Wrong with My Wife？ 我太太究竟怎麼了？
21 Weather Predict 天氣預報
22 Problem with Gas 氣體的問題
23 I Present Arms 敬禮
24 Whose Dog Was the Smartest 誰的狗最聰明
25 Researching This Insect 研究昆蟲
26 Engineer 工程師
第三章 尷尬問答
1 Two Tickets 兩張票
2 Still in the Same Cemetery 還在原來的墓地
3 She Is Too Fat 一個頂倆
4 I'm Not Beating My Wife 我沒打老婆
5 It's a Mirror 那是鏡子
6 Of Course 當然明白
7 The Baldest Man 最禿的人
8 Wish He Were 但願他是
9 The Smell Is Terrible 氣味難聞
10 The Same Father 同一個爸爸
11 Pay Me Double the Tuition Fee 付雙倍學費
12 Churchill and Bernard Shaw 丘吉爾和肖伯納
13 Business Just Started 事業剛起步
14 God's Perfect Masterpiece 上帝最完美的傑作
15 Hearing Problem 聽力問題
16 The King's Brother 國王的兄弟
17 Choose 選擇
18 Who Was the First Man 誰是個男人
19 Not Having It All Cut Off 沒把頭發全部剪掉
20 Where Is Your Father 你爸在哪裡
21 My Wife Doesn't Lay Eggs 我妻子不下蛋
22 Captain's Sister 上尉的妹妹
23 Letter to the Lord 寫給上帝的信
24 Take Some Sand Paper Instead 用砂紙代替
25 The Wonder in the Bathtub 浴缸裡的精品
26 The Best Salesman in the World 世界上最好的銷售員
27 You Believe a Donkey 相信驢的話
28 An Englishman and a French Barber 英國人和法國理發師
第四章 詭異邏輯
1 Is That You， Tom 是你嗎，湯姆
2 An Interesting Man 一位有趣的男人
3 Harmful Movie 有害的電影
4 A Smart Housewife 精明的主婦
5 I Had to Change It Twice 不得不換兩次
6 Twenty Pounds 二十磅
7 Borrow Money 借錢
8 Squeeze Twice for No 聽不見捏兩下
9 Card 卡片
10 Never Mind 不必擔心
11 Still Too Dear 還是太貴
12 Paint House 刷房子
13 A Reason to Live for 活著的理由
14 Tony and Kyle 托尼和凱爾
15 A Man with Two Badly Burned Ears 一個兩隻耳朵嚴重燒傷的男人
16 Glad to Be Drunk 很高興喝醉了
17 Is the General Expecting You 將軍在等你嗎
18 What To Do 怎麼做
19 Race 比賽
20 Keep the Change 不用找零錢
21 Rain 雨
22 We Didn't Step on It 還好沒踩到
23 An Ad 一則廣告
24 Who Dares Move Me 誰敢動我
25 Vow of Silence 沉默誓言
26 How Will I Find My Ring There 在那兒怎麼找得到我的戒指
27 The Drunk 醉鬼
28 I Don't Want It Either 我也不想要了
29 The Hard Five Minutes 難忍的五分鐘
30 The Pope Himself Drives 教皇本人親自開車
第五章 各有所思
1 Who Do You Think You Are 你以為你是誰
2 Walks Normally 走得正常
3 Things Go Athwart 事與願違
4 I Must Be God 我一定是上帝
5 That's No Good to Me 對我沒用
6 Found Two 發現兩顆
7 I'm Going to Sell the Car 打算賣這輛車
8 Without a Stove 沒有火爐
9 Like My Father 像父親一樣
10 Upset Is Unhealthy 心煩即病
11 Looking for My Car Keys 找車鑰匙
12 The Perplexed Clerk 困惑的店員
13 I'm Not Married 我還沒結婚
14 I Had to Kiss Him 我還得吻他
15 Someone's Deodorant Isn't Working？ 誰的除臭劑不管用了？
16 Stupid Question 笨問題
17 Poisonous or Not 中毒沒有
18 Legal Consultation Service 法律咨詢費
19 The Discovery 探索發現
20 The Generous Bosses 慷慨的老板
21 I Am Acting like a Lady 表現得像女士
22 An Audition 面試
23 The Cat and the Saucer 貓與托盤
24 Get Out of Here 你給我滾出去
25 Did That Take You an Hour？ 這花了你一個小時？
26 Hair?\\Cutting 理發
27 What If... 如果……咋辦？
28 Charitable Lawyer 行善的律師
29 The Witness 見證人
第六章 秀外晦中
1 A Careless Barber 粗心的理發師
2 Qualification 稱職
3 Helping to Clean the Dishes 幫助洗碗
4 Not Fair 不公平
5 One Egg Less 少了一個
6 The Dog Doesn't Bite 不咬人的狗
7 Nine Bouquets of Flowers 九束鮮花
8 Out of Luck 運氣不好
9 Old Age Eyesight 老年人的視力
10 Death in the Family 家庭中的死亡
11 Take off Cap 摘帽
12 Very Busy 太忙
13 Doggie Funeral 狗的葬禮
14 What the Problem Is 問題所在
15 An Englishman 一個英國人
16 The Patient Suffered a Severe Relapse 病情再度惡化
17 Making All the People Happy 使所有人都高興
18 God Will Pay the Bill 上帝付藥費
19 Upsetting the Stewardess 讓空姐慌張
20 Quick Fix 快速固定
21 Lawyer 律師
22 It's Getting Worse 更糟了
23 A LittIe Boy 小男孩
24 Two Men 兩個男人
25 The Deaf Collector 聾子收錢
26 A Nice Stone 上好的石頭
27 City Fellow 城裡人
28 A Cheapskate 小氣鬼
第七章 編外鬥狠
1 Modern Art 現代藝術
2 Like Mother， Like Daughter 有其母必有其女
3 Why don't You Come Back in June 為什麼不六月份來
4 He Wanted Two Ballons 他想要兩隻氣球
5 Expensive Price 昂貴的代價
6 Reason 原因
7 Stubborn Horse 倔馬
8 Kids 孩子
9 Pink Suit Sale 粉紅外套賣出去了
10 Get Off 馬上離開
11 The Number of Passengers 乘客人數
12 You're Going to Die 你快死啦
13 Brother in South America 南美洲的哥哥
14 Don't Eat a Person Who Is Working 別喫干活的人
15 Musical Interlude 音樂插曲
16 Got any Duck Food？ 有鴨食嗎？
17 Duck Hunting 獵雁
18 Make a Bet 打賭
19 The First Class Cabin 頭等艙
20 The Bad Day 糟糕的一天
21 Two Smart Blind Men 兩個聰的盲人
22 An Affair 偷情
23 Where is rice from？ 米從何來
《諺語草稿本》
內容簡介
目前很勁爆的英文幽默集萃，它提供很貼心的服務，能隨時帶給你快樂，它是優選的藥，能治愈憂郁；它是很多情的伴侶，能讓你感受不到寂寞。 能講笑話的人，都是智慧之人。會聽笑話的人，都是快樂的人。時不時地幽默一下，人生增加了許多諧趣。本書為渴望擁有陽光心情者選取當下很流行的搞笑幽默短篇，涉及名人對話、人生感悟、青春愛情、職場江湖和創意思維等等方面，堅持很有趣，很有啟發，很經典原則，讓人笑不完樂不夠。 本書雙語幽默還能讓你在旅行、小憩、度假時掌握更多勁爆笑料，是朋友間優選的料理，是職場上潤滑的良劑。
